Calvin changes family as he transfers to Millwall

A jumbo hot-dog between Robbo’s eyes…Morison apologising to a defender…and a tweet that brought a tear to his eye

By CHRISTOPHER DAVIES

IT IS a widely held belief that you can change most things in your life but not the club you support. You can change your name, house, job, wife/husband, religion and nationality but your club is sacrosanct..it is forever.

Michael Calvin, a Watford fan since childhood, crossed the ultimate divide when he was writing Family – Life, Death and Football, his new book. He spent a year on the frontline with Millwall and achieved the dream of football writers and supporters by going into the heart of a club. He was at training, in the dressing room, at board meetings – in fact anywhere and everywhere.

Millwall, a club with a stigma brought about from incidents in the past, won Calvin over. He admits he lost his professional detachment during a game at Colchester. He calls it “a real us against them day”. The home club had done as much as they could to make conditions for the visitors – let’s say challenging.

Calvin said: “In was in the Aidy Boothroyd days, on Easter Monday. The dressing-room had been cut in half, the walls had been painted black and all electrical sockets had been removed.”

It takes more than that to intimidate Millwall. Calvin said: “The players pooled their batteries, put them into an iPOD charger and Dizzee Rascal was soon blaring out.

“Millwall took the lead and Colchester made it 1-1 after a goalkeeping mistake. The momentum of Paul Robinson took him into the back of the net as he tried to stop the ball going in.

“Paul found himself facing the away end and a Millwall fan behind the goal had a jumbo hot dog, about 12 inches long. He threw it like a javelin in disgust and it went through the net, hitting Paul right between the eyes, with onions and tomato ketchup and God knows what else all over his face.”

It’s funny but it isn’t.

“With 10 minutes to go Millwall scored what proved to be the winner. I was sitting next to Gary Alexander, a sub, on the bench and with a striker’s instinct he shouted ‘it’s in’ a second before the ball crossed the line. We both jumped up, and made eye contact. We knew what we were about to do was wrong, but we started hugging each other and jumping up and down like little kids.

“That was the moment Millwall got me.”

TO UNDERSTAND Millwall Football Club you first have to understand the area of south-east London where most of their fans live and where I grew up. Driving through Lewisham, Deptford or New Cross, down the Old Kent Road or Walworth Road you can find yourself stuck in a tenement time-warp, the surrounding boroughs sadly neglected in comparison to others where modernisation is concerned. Near the Den there are arches where, if you threw a couple of street urchins down, you could turn your clock back 150 years.

It was a learning curve for Calvin who said: “The club are in an area where there is a crossover between refurbished flats and deprivation.

“Millwall are an old fashioned football club with a real emotional intensity between the fans and the club. A couple of generations ago, if there was a death in the family the natural outlet for grief was the parish priest or vicar. For Millwall supporters the club has a more central part in their lives. “

A hardened journalist who has worked in more than 80 countries covering every major sporting event, Calvin is not embarrassed to admit a message from a Millwall fan brought a tear to his eye last week.

Returning on the team coach from Bristol City where Millwall had played well only to lose to a stoppage time goal, defender Alan Dunne was reading through his tweets. There was a message from a fan called Tim Dill which said: “Dunney, my dad died on New Year’s Day. Millwall all his life. I reckon he’d get a kick from an RT. ‘Safe trip, Red’ Thanks.” Of course, Dunne duly obliged.

While Calvin believes Millwall are “burdened by their outdated image” it is something the club have to live with. The book is excellent and the fly-on-the-wall insider accounts will appeal to fans of all clubs. It will, Calvin hopes, change the way outsiders look at Millwall. “If you have preconceptions about Millwall, read the book and come back to me,” he said. “It is a proper football club with the right values. Sadly people are judged by a small minority.”

Millwall’s reputation travelled ahead of them when they played West Ham United in the Carling Cup in August 2009. The policing of the game left much to be desired as did the home club’s overall control. Calvin witnessed first-hand the commotion outside Upton Park before retreating to the safety of the press box.

He said: “I sat behind a reporter who was under pressure from his news desk who had been watching some trouble on Sky News. He had to produce a piece and simply typed the words ‘Millwall’ ‘West Ham’ and ‘trouble’ into Google. The old stories came out from Cyberspace and formed the basis for his report about what was going on around him.”

Each club faced charges of failure to ensure their supporters refrained from violent, threatening, obscene and provocative behaviour; failure to ensure their supporters refrained from racist behaviour and failure to ensure their supporters did not throw missiles, harmful or dangerous objects onto the pitch. While West Ham were found guilty, Millwall, who were not involved in any of the security talks, were cleared by the Football Association of any wrongdoing. It cost Millwall £100,000 to defend the charges.

IT TOOK Millwall manager Kenny Jackett “about 10 seconds” to agree to the book, granting Calvin an access all areas pass to the club.

He said: When I turned up on the first day Kenny told the players what was happening. Neil Harris, who was the spiritual leader of the group, came over for a chat. I felt very privileged but most of all accepted. The chairman [John Berylson] and the manager had said it was OK so the players were fine.”

Calvin became what he calls a chameleon in the dressing room, staying in the background but taking notes in a small pad. The club had no editorial control over what was written but Calvin gave the manuscript to Jackett and the players out of courtesy. Jackett’s mother told him off because he had sworn so much.

“The dialogue had to be real, it had to be honest,” said Calvin who saw the good, bad and ugly that go with the roller-coaster of emotions experienced by a football club.

He said: “You see the rage where players are at each other’s throats. You see the frustrations, the fear, the insecurity and even the awe after a really good performance.

“You also see real tenderness. I shall never forget the touching moment involving Danny Senda after he tore an Achilles tendon. He was laying face down on the physio table, the players gathered around him and Harris kissed him gently on the back of the head. It was saying ‘we’re all with you.’”

It is obvious in the book that Harris, the club’s all-time record goalscorer and a true Millwall legend, was the player who made the biggest impression on Calvin. Harris, now with Southend, was diagnosed with testicular cancer in 2001 and Calvin confirmed: “Yes, by a distance. He is one of the best human beings I’ve ever met. He’s street-wise, a brilliant politician in a football sense and there is a humility in the guy that goes back to coming into the pro game so late.

“What I found hugely impressive was the way he used his cancer as a source of mental strength which he shared with others, especially by undertaking counselling work with other sufferers. Vince Lombardi, the famous Green Bay Packers coach, said that the strength of a group is in its leaders. Harris comes into that category.”

Then there is Steve Morison who joined Millwall from Stevenage Borough in 2009. “At 16 he was one of a group of players told by Tottenham they did not think he would made the grade, nothing personal, sorry, don’t come back. He played for Northampton, Bishop’s Stortford and then Stevenage. Kenny signed him, for £130,000. It wasn’t an instant success story.

“I remember speaking to him after his first game at Southampton. He said ‘wow, everything happens so fast, I almost couldn’t catch my breath. I was thinking so fast I thought my head was going to explode.’

“Gradually he became more accustomed to the pace but he went through the fires of hell. He missed a goal in an FA Cup tie at Staines which beggared belief.

“On the Monday morning I was in Kenny’s office. He went through the miss on the DVD and said ‘I’ve seen some things in my time but how did that happen?’

“Kenny told Steve he was built like a brick you-know-what…he was a Millwall-type player but he wasn’t acting like one. He actually said ‘sorry’ to a defender he’d accidentally bumped into. Kenny went mad. You don’t apologise to defenders, he told Steve. You have to put yourself about not say sorry.

“Once, Steve was substituted at half-time. It was all going on around him in the dressing-room, he got undressed slowly and as the other players were going out for the second-half he just stood there in a world of his own, obviously wondering if he was good enough.

“Fair play to the guy. He came through, scored a lot of goals for Millwall who sold him for £2.8 million to Norwich where he’s been a revelation, also making his mark for Wales. He proves there is talent in the lower leagues. Kenny worked really hard with Steve on the training pitch and it paid dividends.”

HAS THE experience of living the dream made Calvin a better journalist?

“That is for others to judge. It has given me an insight that I never had into the realities of a game that we tend to judge on superficialities. I have also noticed a respect that is routinely denied to football writers these days from managers and players who have read the book.

“At the 1982 World Cup I remember travelling from the airport in the England team bus and chatting to Ray Wilkins. I was the youngest member of the Press corps and he was one of the youngest players in the squad. We spoke about our respective positions. That sort of intimacy of contact has gone now, it’s too much us versus them now.”

There can be no follow-up to Family but Calvin is writing a prequel, interviewing the 30 most popular Millwall legends including, of course, Harris plus among others Terry Hurlock, Tim Cahill, Barry Kitchener and Keith Stevens.

Watch Michael Calvin talk about Family – Life, Death and Football here…

FWA Q&A: Laura Williamson

Laura Williamson on travelling with Hawk-Eye…dismal haircuts…Jennifer Aniston…and super Grimsby

Your first ever newspaper?
The Hull Daily Mail, as part of the Daily Mail’s graduate reporter programme. I worked in news: the court reporting I enjoyed, the council meetings less so. And as for the dreaded ‘door knocks’ – the memories still bring a shudder.

Have you ever worked in a profession other than journalism?
I used to work for Hawk-Eye, the company responsible for the ball-tracking technology used in cricket and tennis. I travelled around the world setting up and running the equipment for use in live television broadcasts or official reviews. India was the most taxing place to work, the Cricket World Cup in the West Indies was the highlight and the Australian Open tennis was just exhausting. And Sir Ian Botham’s colour blindness is a slight problem when you’re trying to get him to talk about red, blue, yellow and white balls on a pitch map.

What was your finest achievement playing football?
As my Dad always says, I am a bit of a ‘headless chicken’ when it comes to playing football. Plenty of enthusiasm, pretty quick and reasonably fit, but no discipline, technical ability or finesse whatsoever. Filling in for my sister’s team (she played to county standard) was about the limit of my achievements as a footballer.

Most memorable match covered?
Fulham 4 Juventus 1.

The one moment in football you would put on a DVD?
Kevin Donovan’s goal for Grimsby Town against Northampton Town at Wembley in 1998, which took the Mariners back up to the old Division One. I had a dismal haircut and my face painted in black and white stripes, but they were certainly good times.

Best stadium?
The Bernabeu.

…and the worst?
The San Siro if you’ve got to file anything.

Your best ever scoop?
It’s not really a scoop, but breaking the awful news about Jack Collison’s dad losing his life in a motorbike accident on the way to a West Ham game was my first exclusive when I joined the Mail, so it’s one I remember.

Your personal new-tech disaster?
*Touch wood* I’ve been OK so far. There were some pretty hairy moments at Hawk-Eye, though.

Biggest mistake?
Turning someone over when it wasn’t worth it. It’s a difficult judgement to make sometimes, but I got it wrong.

Have you ever been mistaken for anyone else?

A drunk (and obviously visually impaired) Cheltenham fan said I looked like Jennifer Aniston at the weekend (although why she would be waiting for a bus outside White Hart Lane I don’t know). But it’s usually anyone with a gap in their teeth.

Most media friendly manager?
Harry Redknapp.

Best ever player?
Steven Gerrard.

Best ever teams (club and international)?
Grimsby Town 1997-98. Spain at the moment take some beating.

Best pre-match grub?
Arsenal’s always good, but the fry ups at Spurs before early kick-offs do the trick.

Best meal had on your travels?

One in Beverly Hills recently when I went for the MLS Cup final. Amazing food, although I was probably too busy looking at everyone else to fully enjoy it.

…and the worst?
Probably one of the disgusting, dry, mayonnaise-filled, overpriced club sandwiches you’re forced to eat when you get back to a hotel room after a game and you’re starving.

Best hotel stayed in?

Cinnamon Grand, Colombo, Sri Lanka.

…and the worst?
The cell-like room I ended up with in Odense, Denmark – after going on the man from the Sun’s recommendation! Fatal.

Favourite football writer?

Oliver Holt.

Favourite radio/TV commentator?
John Murray on BBC Radio 5Live. Martin Tyler on Sky Sports.

If you could introduce one change to improve PR between football clubs and football writers what would it be?

Re-introduce proper mixed zones. The way you request a number of players and then end up with the third choice goalkeeper, if anyone at all, just breeds mistrust and frustration.

One sporting event outside football you would love to experience?
A big track final at the Olympics. I can’t wait!

Last book read?
Ian Hawkey – Feet of the Chameleon.

Favourite current TV programme?
Can I have Downton Abbey as it’s only just finished?

Your most prized football memorabilia?

It all goes in my Dad’s collection, but I’ve got a signed Maradona picture on the wall at home – just to wind my boyfriend up.

My Week: Richard Tanner

ANOTHER QUIET WEEK IN MANCHESTER

Rooney rumours…breaking embargos…and why Roscoe wants to get out more but can’t

Sunday January 1st
The week actually starts on Sunday morning as all daily sports journalists know too only well. Pick up the papers with some hesitation and Nick Harris’ excellent exclusive in the Mail on Sunday about Wayne Rooney being disciplined by Sir Alex Ferguson for his Boxing Day ‘night out’ confirms my worst fears.

Just glad I had gone easy on the booze the night before. I had an uneasy feeling it was going to be a busy day. Having covered United for 12 years, you get an instinct when something’s not right.

Ferguson’s explanation of Rooney’s absence from the squad to face Blackburn the previous day had left all of us in the Old Trafford press room unconvinced, raising more questions than answers: “Missed some training sessions, few knocks and strains, should be all right for Newcastle on Wednesday.”

At least, it wasn’t the usual “he’s got a virus.” Of course, no chance of questioning Fergie on it any further because he doesn’t do post-game pressers.

Call Ian Monk, Rooney’s press agent, but apart from confirming Rooney had been out on Boxing Day night, and insisting there is no damage to the relationship between player and manager, he says all other information must come from United. Great!

Luckily, other sources are more helpful and confirm that Rooney, Jonnny Evans and Darron Gibson were not fined for breaking any Christmas curfew but for “below-par” performances in training the following day. Thought to myself: good job us reporters don’t get punished for a hangover. Some would be penniless.

By the time I’ve written a Fergie-Rooney inside piece, a back pager, plus a match report on why Fergie must drop De Gea and play Lindegaard, the daylight has gone and I’ve even missed most of Sunderland’s surprise win over City on TV. How lucky are United? The result cancels out their shock loss to Rovers. Go out for a run (ok, a slow jog) to clear my head rather than maintaining any New Year resolution to get fit.

Monday January 2
It’s a preview day – City are playing Liverpool on Tuesday. Drive the 45 minutes to City’s training ground at Carrington on the outskirts of Manchester, it literally backs onto United’s which is very handy because both Fergie and Bobby Manc, as City fans call City’s manager, hold pressers within half an hour of each other on Fridays.

Mancini has calmed down after ripping into his players for their setback at the Stadium of Light. Says he will rotate his squad and make five or six changes, bringing back the big guns, Aguero, Silva, Clichy and Richards as he looks for a positive response. He doesn’t make great audio for TV and radio but that’s their problem. We can always make some sense of it in print.

United preview for their game at Newcastle but no press conference because Fergie doesn’t hold them in midweek unless it’s a Champions League game when he is under orders from UEFA. No chance then to push him on Rooney – but the word is he will be back.

Decide to check out his claim in Saturday’s programme that he couldn’t remember a better first half to a League season in his 25 years as United manager. Spend a couple of hours trawling through the Premier League’s website looking at the half-way tables. And Fergie is actually spot on. Well, he would have been had they beaten Blackburn. A win would have given them 48 points after 19 games. Still, 45 points isn’t shabby – they’ve only bettered it three times in 19 years.

Set off for City v Liverpool, picking up a journalist friend on the way. But the journey to the Etihad Stadium takes two hours rather than the usual one because of traffic chaos caused by
the high winds. A lorry has been blown over on the Thelwall Viaduct, M6 north has been closed and all surrounding roads clogged up with traffic.

Ever the professional, I’m more worried about missing the delicious carvery served in the City press room than the game itself. Has to be the best food in Premier League, by the way. As it turns out, arrive in plenty of time for both.

Thank God my Merseyside colleague Paul Joyce is with me for the game because Liverpool have just announced they will not appeal the Suarez ban but have had a right pop at the FA. He is handling the story, leaving me to do the game which City win relatively comfortably thanks after being given a flying start thanks to Pepe Reina’s blunder.

Not often that Craig Bellamy gets cheered by opposition fans. But City followers remember his sterling efforts during Mark Hughes’ reign and give him a good reception when he comes on, although Steve Gerrard is roundly booed.

Kenny Dalglish merits a few boos in the press conference as he try to defends Liverpool’s handling of the Suarez affair. Leave Joycey to handle Kenny while I nip into a side room where City have given us James Milner for a follow-up.

Wednesday January 4
Write the Milner piece, throwing it ahead to Sunday’s FA Cup derby battle. Decent, sensible quotes from a decent, sensible pro. Nice line that United’s pain after the 6-1 humiliation would be three times City’s pleasure.

Had to laugh when Robinho warns rebel Tevez in the Corrieire Della Sport “you can’t muck around” if you join AC Milan. Pot, kettle and black come to mind. Watch Newcastle thump United on Sky in the evening. De Gea dropped, Rooney back but to no avail. Send a stream of texts to my north east colleague Niall Hickman, who is covering the game, mentioning stats he probably didn’t want or need – first time Untied haven’t scored this season, first defeat to the Toon since September 2001, last time they lost two on the bounce etc.

Niall sends his thanks but must think I need to get out more.

Thursday January 5
No chance of getting out more because Manchester football reporting is unrelenting at the moment. Mancini has brought his press conference forward 24 hours. So down to Carrington again for 10am. At our behest, press officer Simon Heggie has to remind assorted TV, radio, agency and internet people that the dailies part of the press conference is embargoed until midnight on Friday.

Time and again this season, at both United and City, someone has broken the embargo and tweeted or leaked our stuff. Hard enough to get anything fresh as it is, without that happening.

After spending around £200m in his two years in charge, Mancini wants to spend again in January. He points to the loss of the Toure brothers to the African Cup of Nations, Gareth Barry’s suspension for the United game and several injuries. Hard not to laugh when he claims he might only be able to name 17 players for Sunday’s game. Poor lamb.

Friday January 6
Fergie, in my view anyway, is unusually low-key in his 9.30am press conference. Won’t talk about Rooney, but can’t resist a pop at Liverpool over Suarez, and in true panto season fashion warns City “we’re right behind you.”

Insists reports linking him with Frank Lampard have “no foundation” but doesn’t actually deny that United have made an enquiry.

The embargoed part of the conference for the dailies is getting shorter by the week. Broadcast and agencies are getting 10 minutes, we’re getting about three or four minutes. Collectively, we vow to tackle United on the issue.

Move round the corner to City’s training ground where nice guy Joleon Lescott is put up for the dailies to interview. Reckons Fergie’s regretting calling City the noisy neighbours and that City have now taken over from Liverpool as their biggest rivals.

That will do nicely, Joleon. Spend rest of the day tapping away.

Still playing seven-a-side football on a Friday evening – but, at 55, I’m not the oldest. My old mate John Richardson (Ricco to everyone who knows him) is still puffing away at 58. Inevitably I am known as Roscoe after the tennis player.

On way into Chester for post-match drinks when called by office about Indy front page on Rooney. Quick call to United and Ian Monk result in a statement dismissing the story, so evening not totally ruined.

Saturday January 7
Bliss, a day off. Go for a long bike ride around the Wirral peninsula to get Manchester football out of the system. Still listen to 5Live commentaries later in the day while washing the car.

Sunday January 8
Get to City to be greeted by the news that the rumours were true – Paul Scholes is coming out of retirement and is on the bench. But the week ends the way it started with Rooney scoring twice in United’s 3-2 win, re-affirming his commitment to the club and upsetting Mancini for influencing Chris Foy to send off Vincent Kompany.

If all that wasn’t enough, United are drawn away to Liverpool in the fourth round.

And the winners are?

Who will win the major honours in 2012? Footballwriters.co.uk asked those in the know.

IAN ABRAHAMS (aka The Moose, talkSPORT)
Who will win the Barclays Premier League?

Man Utd

Who will be relegated?
Blackburn, Wigan and Swansea

Who will win the Champions League?
Real Madrid

Who will win Euro 2012?
Germany

If you had the choice who would succeed Fabio Capello?
Harry Redknapp

Young player to watch out for?
Nathan Redmond (Birmingham City)

Young manager to make an impact?
Young? Impact? Chris Powell

Your early favourite for the Footballer of the Year?
Demba Ba

Will Team GB win an Olympic Gold?
No

What is your New Year’s Resolution?
Not to upset Chris Davies every time he comes to talkSPORT Towers – maybe just every other.

DAN BLAZER (studying journalism at Anglia Ruskin University)
Who will win the Barclays Premier League?
I honestly thought this season would be too early for City but every week they prove me wrong and look more and more like title contenders. The Barclays Premier League trophy will definitely be in Manchester come May, but it will have to be a braver man than me to say whether it will be at Old Trafford or the Etihad.

Who will be relegated?
I hope QPR go down (Neil Warnock must have gone to the same PR school as Harry Redknapp, those two just love having an opinion…on everything) and I reckon Wigan and Bolton will be joining them

Who will win the Champions League?
Real Madrid. Mourinho knows how to beat Barcelona and I just hope for the sake of football that the Catalan giants don’t dominate again.

Who will win Euro 2012?
My betting slip is telling me Italy at 14/1.

If you had the choice who would succeed Fabio Capello?
Arsene Wenger. The Frenchman is suited to international football and he would definitely help bring through our youth like the Spanish and Germans have.

Young player to watch out for?
Francis Coquelin – I’ve been impressed by the young Gunner, passionate, strong and does the simple stuff well. Hope he gets his chance at the Emirates or maybe a loan move in January will benefit him.

Young manager to make an impact?
AVB – Give the guy time, he knows what he is doing. If Chelsea play their cards right they could have a manager who outstays Fergie.

Your early favourite for the Footballer of the Year?
Gareth Bale, I feel that the Spurs man is showing the form that he should have been showing last season when he received ample amounts of undeserved praise. Funny thing is, I know he won’t even be considered this year, strange game football.

Will Team GB win an Olympic Gold?
Yes definitely, I mean we’ve got to be good at one sport, surely…

What is your New Year’s Resolution?
To prove that AVB and Juan Mata are the same person (has no one else noticed the similarities?)

DANNY FULLBROOK (Daily Star)
Who will win the Barclays Premier League?

I think it will be Manchester City who will walk off with the title. By the end of the season the quality that they have in their front six will be enough to do the job. They need to show bottle now to bounce back from their recent slip-ups. Manchester United’s form will dip soon.

Who will be relegated?
Two of the relegated teams are straight forward. I see Bolton and Blackburn definitely going down especially if both teams hold on to their managers. After that it will be a lot tighter but I think Wigan will get out of it while Swansea’s away form could make them pay the ultimate price and relegation though they came good at Villa Park.

Who will win the Champions League?
For me it has always been Real Madrid. There was only so long that Jose Mourinho was going to fail at Madrid, but not any longer. Bayern Munich and Barcelona will be a real challenge and Arsenal and Chelsea will have to up their game, but Madrid are the winners

Who will win Euro 2012?
Germany have to be a great bet for Euro 2012 if you believe that Spain have seen out their cycle. That is the tough call. With the further development of young players Germany will be a lot of peoples’ favourites for the final and to win

If you had the choice who would succeed Fabio Capello?
It has to be Harry Redknapp because he has all the credentials to manage the national team. He has the experience, tactical acumen but most important at this level the man management skills to succeed which I think are vital to the job.

Young player to watch out for?
Kerim Frei at Fulham. He is an 18-year-old Switzerland international and a nippy winger. Frank Lampard said he was impressed with him when they played in the Carling Cup against each other

Your early favourite for the Footballer of the Year?
Robin Van Persie. His goalscoring exploits have been second to none but it all depends if he keeps going along the same route

Will Team GB win an Olympic Gold?
No, it will all end in a mess with Stuart Pearce in charge

What is your New Year’s Resolution?
To be fit and healthy for Euro 2012

DEAN JONES (The People)
Who will win the Barclays Premier League?
I backed Manchester United in our pre-season predictions and I’m sticking by them. Even though they’ve had a horrible spell of injuries and lost 3-2 to Blackburn, I think they have the bottle to top their neighbours and prove splashing money doesn’t guarantee titles. It’s exciting to see the blue half of Manchester put up a challenge but I expect them to hit a blip in the second half of the season and United will kick on from February to clinch the title with a few games to spare.

Who will be relegated?
Bolton and Blackburn were both promoted in 2001 and have enjoyed a great stay, but I think their time is up. They lack depth and defensively both are going to continue to leak too many goals at home. The other side I fear for is Wolves. Goals are not easy to come by and the crowd are obviously a bit edgy, which can impact heavily on players when the pressure is on. I think they’ll finish below Wigan which has to be a worry.

Who will win the Champions League?
I wanted to believe Real Madrid could realistically challenge Barcelona this season for the trophy but it’s hard to see that happening. Cesc Fabregas must be loving life since he moved back home and he’ll be happier than ever when he has his hands on Europe’s top trophy in May. His dream will be achieved in his first season.

Who will win Euro 2012?
Germany. This side have everything and are even better than they were in the World Cup two years ago – when they battered our clueless England. In qualifying the Germans showed an attacking brand of football that few nations are going to match. They are probably the only side heading to the Championship not afraid of Spain.

If you had the choice who would succeed Fabio Capello?
Roy Hodgson. I’ve had a lot of stick for this opinion but I have said it for the past two years and I’m not budging. Forget the Liverpool debacle which was unfair because King Kenny was breathing down his neck. Roy would know each of England’s opponents inside out and would find a way of beating them. I don’t think the football would be particularly attractive but at least we might challenge for a trophy. My only concern is how he would handle the Press attention.

Young player to watch out for?
Kerim Frei at Fulham. He is a prospect the club have been excited to unleash on the top-flight and has already shown he can skin world class full-backs. He will get plenty more games in the coming year as the long-term successor to Damien Duff and Simon Davies on Fulham’s flanks. It won’t be too long before the sharks are circling Craven Cottage to snap up another young star.

Young manager to make an impact?
The turnaround at Crystal Palace has been incredible over the past year and Dougie Freedman could really make a name for himself as a manager in 2012. He has the chance to make it to the Carling Cup final, and is also looking good to lead the Eagles to the play-offs. Palace are playing great football and if they can make two Wembley appearances this season their manager will quickly become one of the most highly regarded young bosses in the game.

Your early favourite for the Footballer of the Year?
It would have to be Robin van Persie at this stage. He seems to have left his injury problems in the past and Arsenal’s GPS system has helped him control when he should and should not be playing. As a result we are seeing him at his best every time he steps foot on the pitch. He’s been superb and without him Arsenal’s season would already be over.

Will Team GB win an Olympic Gold?
Is this a joke question? Of course we won’t. I would like to see plenty of Championship players included in the squad because they will have more motivation to do well. If GB is made up of a few names who failed to make England’s squad to Euro 2012, along with some of Stuart Pearce’s Under-21s and a couple of players from the other countries, we’ll bomb.

What is your New Year’s Resolution?
To watch more football from outside the Barclays Premier League. It’s difficult for me to report on stories or games from outside the top-flight too often because there is so much demand for the most high profile sides, but I’ve been to a couple of lower league and non-league matches recently and had forgotten how much more enjoyable it is to see lads playing with pure passion.

MATT LAWTON (Daily Mail)
Who will win the Barclays Premier League?

Manchester City, simply because they have a squad significantly stronger than Manchester United’s and, indeed, anyone else in the Barclays Premier League. United have some key weaknesses in certain areas and it will prove their undoing until Sir Alex Ferguson can recruit new players.

Who will be relegated?
Wigan, Blackburn and Bolton. They are in the bottom three for a reason and I don’t see any of them climbing clear when QPR will certainly be able to spend in this transfer window.

Who will win the Champions League?
Real Madrid. It seems ridiculous to bet against Barcelona but they can’t win everything every year. At least I don’t think so anyway. Between Mourinho and Ronaldo, Madrid might just have enough this season.

Who will win Euro 2012?
Germany. Much like the previous question, it seems crazy to bet against Spain. But I just have a feeling an exciting German side that impressed at the last World Cup will come good this summer, two years later.

If you had the choice who would succeed Fabio Capello?
Harry Redknapp. I’d certainly like to see an English manager succeed Capello, and right now Harry is the outstanding candidate. I think the players would respond to him and it would be exciting to go to the next World Cup in Brazil with him in charge.

Young player to watch out for?
It doesn’t sound terribly imaginative but I’m excited by the prospect of seeing Jack Wilshere at Euro 2012. With him in the same midfield as Steven Gerrard and Scott Parker I can see a genuinely decent England side emerging.

Young manager to make an impact?
Paul Lambert seems to be fast proving himself at the highest level and I suspect it won’t be long before other clubs are trying to entice him away from Norwich.

Early favourite for the Footballer of the Year?
Right now it has to be Robin Van Persie. He’s having a marvellous season and I just hope he stays clear of injury. He’s had enough bad luck already.

Will Team GB win an Olympic gold?
I doubt it and I really don’t care. I love the Olympics and I can’t wait to cover it this summer, but football, like tennis and golf, has no place at the Olympics. The Olympics should represent the pinnacle for the athletes involved. This will be an Under-23 tournament involving none of those, in GB’s case, at Euro 2012.
Nonsense.

What is your New Year’s Resolution?
To become an expert in swimming. That, after all, is what I’ll be covering at the Olympics and I’m seriously excited. It’s going to be a great year of sport.

ALISTAIR LOWER (Charlton Athletic fan, aged 11)
Who will win the Barclays Premier League?
Man City

Who will be relegated?
Blackburn, Wigan, Bolton

Who will win the Champions League?
Barcelona

Who will win Euro 2012?
Spain

If you had the choice who would succeed Fabio Capello?
Harry Redknapp, Spurs

Young player to watch out for?
Tom Cleverly, Man Utd

Young manager to make an impact in 2012?
Chris Powell, Charlton

Your early favourite for the Footballer of the Year?
Vincent Kompany, Man City

Will Team GB win an Olympic Gold?
No

What is your New Year’s Resolution?
To hope Charlton get promoted and support them in Championship

SAM WALLACE (Independent)
Who will win the Barclays Premier League?
Manchester United

Who will be relegated?
Blackburn, Wigan, Bolton

Who will win the Champions League?
Real Madrid

Who will win Euro 2012?
Germany

If you had the choice who would succeed Fabio Capello?
Harry Redknapp

Young player to watch out for?
Luke Shaw (Southampton)

Young manager to make an impact?
Michael Appleton (Portsmouth)

Your early favourite for the Footballer of the Year?
Robin Van Persie

Will Team GB win an Olympic Gold?
No

What is your New Year’s Resolution?
To listen to the safety briefing before taking any domestic flights in Ukraine.

JIM WHITE (Daily Telegraph)
Who will win the Barclays Premier League?

Manchester United. In the end, experience counts. And City have not yet had a crisis. But they will.

Who will be relegated?
A Lancashire meltdown: Wigan, Blackburn, Bolton

Who will win the Champions League?
Real Madrid. Mourinho will finally get his revenge on Barcelona in an el clasico final.

Who will win Euro 2012?
Germany. A clutch of excellent young players combined with tournament winning experience. Plus Spanish players will all be exhausted from all that diving in the Champions League final.

If you had the choice who would succeed Fabio Capello?
Tax issues not withstanding, Harry Redknapp. If HMRC intervene then Roy Hodgson.

Young player to watch out for?
Paul Pogba. One thing United need is a central midfielder. Pogba could be the answer, given a run.

Young manager to make an impact?
Marcus Law, manager of Tamworth. He’s 36 and going places. Has already accomplished a run of 67 games unbeaten in non-league football.

Early favourite for Footballer of the Year?
David Silva.

Will Team GB win an Olympic gold?
No.

Your New Year’s resolution?
Try to write a decent match report.

FWA Q&A: Dennis Signy

DENNIS SIGNY, a former FWA chairman and Life Member, on reporting a match he hardly saw, how he almost signed Ian Wright for Aston Villa and something fishy at Wycombe.

Your first ever newspaper?
Joined the Hendon and Finchley Times in 1942 as a fire engine-chasing cub reporter at £4 a week. Later returned as editor for 17 years – with Saturdays off for football.

Have you ever worked in a profession other than journalism?
I was general manager of Brentford in the mid-1960s; then chief executive and a director of QPR in the Eighties. Was PR consultant to the Football League for a decade.

Most memorable match covered?
An amateur international between Holland and England at Zwolle when I moved to Fleet Street to join Hayters. England won 5-2 but I didn’t see any of the goals because I was on the phone to the London Evening News from the secretary’s office behind a goal for all but the first 10 minutes of the game. I had to cover the match for FIVE Sunday papers and TWO Mondays after completing my Evening News runner. Had to go into the crowd behind the goal to get names of England scorers from solicitor Mike Pinner, the Manchester United and QPR goalkeeper. It’s a great after-dinner speech story.

The one moment in football you would put on a DVD?
Brentford fans singing “There’s only one Dennis Signy” after we beat Fulham at Craven Cottage in the London Senior Cup Final.

Best stadium?
Anfield, with Liverpool at their peak.

…and the worst?
The Shay, Halifax – but many contenders.

Your best ever scoop?
I got news that Ron Greenwood was to be appointed West Ham United manager at a board meeting in two days time. News came from an insurance man who had met the Hammers’ chairman on the stairs. Daily Mail paid £75 for the exclusive; Reg Hayter refused to let me have a £75 bonus.

Your personal new-tech disaster?
NIL RETURN

Biggest mistake?
Going to work for the late Jim Gregory at QPR after being his Press man (unpaid) for 23 years.

Have you ever been mistaken for anyone else?
Yes, Doug Ellis, the former Aston Villa chairman. I was at Highbury one day sitting with George Graham when the man from PA, who had been sitting with Ian Wright, came over and said Ian was wondering what Doug Ellis was doing there. George Graham called him over and said that Mr Ellis wanted to sign him for Villa. We made it last some time – Ian always called me ‘Doug’ after that.

Most media friendly manager?
Got to be Barry Fry. If I had a pound for every name Barry gave me for soccer chat I’d have retired years ago.

Best ever player?
Tom Finney.

Best ever teams (club and international)?
The present Barcelona, Arthur Rowe’s push and run side of the Fifties (possibly better than Bill Nicholson’s Double winning team) and the Hungary side that humbled England 6-3 at Wembley. Puskas – great – di Stefano – magical – Hidegkuti – supreme.

Best pre-match grub?
Fish pie in Wycombe Wanderers’ board room; Cumberland sausages at Luton Town.

Best meal had on your travels?
Can’t remember what we ate but Martin Samuel paying for dinner at Peterborough was memorable.

Favourite football writer?
David Lacey – I went head-to-head with him on my first match for the Times.Glenn Hoddle’s debut for Monaco. Reg Hayter had a hard job convincing me my copy was not rubbish by comparison.

Favourite radio/TV commentator?
Brian Moore was the TV master.

If you could introduce one change to improve PR between football clubs and football writers what would it be?
Get rid of agents.

Favourite current TV programme?
Have I Got News For You.

Your most prized football memorabilia?
A Lifetime Achievement award from BBC London for my work in football over the decades.

My Week: Ralph Ellis

RALPH ELLIS on good tips, near bankruptcy and what is music to his ears

Monday, December 26, Boxing Day
Some people are out today at 6am waiting for the sales to open. You’d never catch me camping outside the Mall for Next. Instead my Boxing Day begins in front of the Tesco Express at the top of the road just before eight, waiting to buy the papers.

I like to see all five tabloids every day. It was drummed into me by the late but lovely John Pyke back in 1987 when I first joined the staff of the Daily Star that if you don’t know what’s old, you can’t know what’s new. But there’s another purpose today as I have a column to write that goes on the Blog website run by the gambling exchange Betfair. It’s based on what’s in the papers, using the bits of insight provided by so many experts, to try to find a good bet.

Betfair like me to find items away from football when I can, and today I’m struck by an interview with Saracens winger David Strettle explaining why his team can beat Premiership leaders Harlequins tomorrow. So I’m tipping them to do that – and also recommending to lay Quins to finish top of the table. While football’s bottom team at Christmas always gets relegated, I’ve researched some stats that all of the sides who led rugby’s Premiership on Christmas Day have ultimately lost their lead.

Then it’s a chance to join my son and daughter-in-law who’ve just arrived, and unwrap presents. I’m at Stoke in the evening, so the late kick-off means a rare chance to spend time with the family on Boxing Day. When my two boys were little, my wife Sue always ended up building all the new Lego with them. Today I’m leaving home at around 4pm to drive to Stoke. Good job, as it gives me an excuse to leave a big game of Monopoly just before I go bankrupt (having already spent time in jail).

I’m covering Stoke against Villa for the Daily Star, and like to arrive early to do some homework and be ready with facts and figures. Just as well, because there’s a 750-word match report to write, most of which must be filed after 70 minutes, and very little action to talk about. Inevitably the only real incident, when Marc Wilson’s header hits the bar and then might, or might not, have crossed the line, happens two minutes before I’m due to press the button to e-mail my copy.

Fortunately the managers arrive quite quickly to the press conference. I use the Wilson header incident to highlight that FIFA might finally give the green light to goal line technology in 2012, and not surprisingly both Alex McLeish and Dave Kemp, who is doing the talking instead of Tony Pulis, are hopeful it happens. A fresh match report filed, it’s back in the car and the greatest hits of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers on a CD that was a Christmas present to keep me awake until I get home at about a quarter to one.

Tuesday December 27
Good morning to all at Tesco Express again, and back home for some coffee and a look at the papers. My Betfair Blog column today is a round-up of the Boxing Day games with the aim of spotting some trends for the rest of the season. I’m amazed to read that Chelsea boss Andre Villas-Boas has effectively ruled his club out of the title race after drawing with Fulham, while Roberto Mancini was also moaning about the fixture list following Manchester City’s 0-0 draw at West Bromwich. Meanwhile canny Sir Alex Ferguson is about to deliver on his promise to be top on New Year’s Day. United are more than 2-1 to win the title so I’m telling my readers to back that.

There’s a follow-up for the Daily Star to be written from last night’s game. Alex McLeish has fears that Emile Heskey and Darren Bent could be out for a while, and he’s let slip in his press conference that he might talk to Villa’s owner Randy Lerner about cash for new players. It was this time last year that Lerner suddenly released £24m to buy Darren Bent and I’m pretty sure McLeish will want to remind the powers that be of the positive effect that had on the club.

Next job is to go through the stats from yesterday’s games. I’ve kept my own Exel spreadsheets for the last six seasons that track all the Barclays Premier League teams with how many minutes everybody is on the field, as well as the obvious things like goalscorers and red and yellow cards. Before that they were always in different coloured pen in a big accounting book. You have to be a bit of an anorak in this game.

In the afternoon I’m covering Swansea against QPR for the Daily Star. It’s a 5.30 kick off, which is an odd time, so it’s back in the car at 2pm with my £5.70 in coins ready for the Severn Bridge. I like Swansea’s passing style and they dominate the first-half, but then Adel Taarabt starts to dominate the game and Rangers equalise. The story of the game, however, is another horrendous refereeing mistake as Lee Probert misses an obvious penalty when Armand Traore fouls Danny Graham. Brendan Rodgers is predictably annoyed, and then even Neil Warnock says it should have been given too which makes the top to the match report.

While everybody else is waiting for the press conference, I sneak out with Paul Jiggins from the The Sun to try to talk to Taarabt. He finds another way out of the stadium, but at least we chat to Luke Young who provides a follow-up line with the opinion that the club “would be mad” to sell the Moroccan.

Back home about 10pm – and check Sky Sports News to find that Saracens did indeed beat Harlequins. Good news – I’m never happy unless at least one of my Betfair tips each week is a winner.

Wednesday December 28
Freelancing is an insecure way of life, but the up side is that you don’t need to ask anybody’s permission to take a day off. Today we’re off to Hertford where my brother lives for the family get-together. He’s used a big lump of MDF to turn his table into something from a film set with 16 of us round it, and a jolly time is had by all.

Mind you, that’s not until after I’ve parked myself in the corner of the room with the laptop for an hour to write up the Luke Young story for the Star, and also a piece with Swansea midfielder Leon Britton about how Harry Redknapp helped launch his career. Modern e-mails make mixing work and pleasure so much simpler. I can remember one year when my boys were small we took them on the Severn Railway to visit Santa’s Grotto. While everybody else was queuing to see Santa, I was in the old red phone box at Arley Station dictating the previous day’s match report to a copytaker.

Thursday December 29
Starting to get into Sunday Mirror mode today. I have an arrangement with them to cover all the Midlands clubs, so need to think about some possible stories this weekend. First, however, there’s a Betfair column to write. The Betfair Blog – you’ll find it on http://betting.betfair.com – has been running four years now and without ever advertising itself has built by word of mouth and thanks to the wonders of Google a readership that many national newspapers would be pleased with. Today I’ve spotted some stories about Zak Hardaker, the young centre who has been given Keith Senior’s
shirt number at Leeds Rhinos. Leeds are reigning champions but long odds for this year’s Super League title, which seems a good bet to me.

The rest of the day is spent making some calls for a gossip with various contacts in the hope of finding some juicy information ahead of the transfer window opening. Sadly, there’s lots of chatter, but so far not too many stories.

Friday December 30
West Brom play Everton on Sunday, so I’ve got to provide a preview for the Sunday Mirror. Roy Hodgson is full of cold at his lunchtime press conference and not keen to do too much talking, but there’s a line with defender Gareth McAuley explaining how Roy Keane helped convince him that, at the age of 32, he was good enough to become a Premier League player. Then it’s in the car (again) to head for Kensington where I do a regular Friday shift as Night Sports News Editor at the Daily Mail.

Big print runs and early edition times always make Friday a busy night, but Liverpool playing Newcastle adds an extra twist. Then reporter Sami Mokbel gets confirmation that David Beckham is about to forget about joining PSG and sign a new contract with the LA Galaxy, so there’s more frantic re-drawing of pages going on. The Mail have an experienced team and all the deadlines are met – just. Head for home shortly after midnight when we’ve seen the first editions of the other papers. Tonight Bob Dylan’s Blood on the Tracks is the CD for singing loudly along with down the M4. Another Christmas present to fill a gap in my collection. Just as well there’s no sound on this
website.

Saturday, December 31, New Year’s Eve
Another day, another drive. We’ve lived in Bristol since 2000 when I spent two years as Bristol Rovers’ commercial director. I love the city as a place to live, but it suffers from being a long way from the nearest Barclays Premier League club, and I drive 40,000 miles or more a year. Today I’m covering Stoke against Wigan for the Daily Star, so the M5 and M6 are the motorways of choice.

Since the closure of the News of the World handed the Sunday Mirror nearly a million new readers the extra print run means a Saturday match report must be filed on the final whistle – not easy when all the action and talking points at Stoke are in the last 15 minutes. How cool is Roberto Martinez? He stayed calm enough to send on his specialist penalty taker Ben Watson, while everybody else was arguing about a soft decision, to earn his 10-man team a late equaliser. And how cool is Watson too, come to that, to step straight off the bench and score with his first kick. It makes a great match report line.

Drive home listening to 606 on Radio Five. Jason Roberts was a young striker when I worked for Bristol Rovers and he’s now becoming an excellent radio pundit. I thought he and Darren Fletcher dealt brilliantly with some emotional calls about the Luis Suarez situation.

Sunday January 1. New Year’s Day
New Year’s Day begins at midnight on Clifton Suspension Bridge watching the fireworks all across Bristol, and sharing with Sue a toast to the New Year. Hope it stays as busy as the last one! But today is a day off, so we finish the giant Wosgij (it’s a back to front jigsaw) that got started over Christmas, while keeping one eye on the telly to see Everton win at West Brom and Sunderland surprise Manchester City. Oh, and put yesterday’s stats into the computer so they are ready to go again at Aston Villa v Swansea tomorrow. What’s the phrase? We never close.

Brodkin the lone Guardian of the Sports Desk

BY CHRISTOPHER DAVIES

For Jon Brodkin, December 25 was just another working day on the Guardian sports desk. With one significant difference – he was the only member of the staff on duty along with colleague Penny Woods who was looking after the web site.

Yesterday was the first Boxing Day the Guardian had published during deputy news editor (sport) Brodkin’s time with the newspaper so a Christmas work rota had never been necessary.

‘We’ve been unique in that sense, not having people working on Christmas Day’ said Brodkin. ‘They asked for volunteers and I put myself forward.’

For religious reasons Brodkin does not celebrate Christmas but there was also a favourable trade-off for the New Year.

He told footballwriters.co.uk on Christmas Eve: ‘I asked for a sequence of days off over the New Year which I had special dispensation for several months ago. I felt from that point of view it was fairer for me to step forward rather than others doing a normal run of shifts and who would like to celebrate Christmas in a more traditional sense.’

Self-confessed Barnet fan Brodkin was scheduled to start at 12.30, finishing at 5.30. ‘A shorter than usual shift,’ he said. ‘Some pages will already have been sent but three have to be done on the day.

‘I would phone a reporter at home only if it was really necessary. The remit is they have a blanket day off. Any breaking news would have to be written by myself unless it was a huge story. A sacking on Christmas Day would be very harsh. I hope it doesn’t happen and not just because it would mean more work for me.’

While there were no English league games on Christmas Eve, it was business as normal in the Scottish Premier League with the Premiership rugby game between Northampton and Bath also arriving on Sunday morning.

Brodkin said: ‘There will be what you could loosely call live reports to deal with plus picture selection, page layout and that kind of thing. Most of the Boxing Day peviews would already have been prepared.’

His usual shift sees Brodkin driving home in the early hours of the morning but yesterday he was looking forward to a personal best time back to his family through the unusually empty streets of north London.

My Week: Christopher Davies

Monday December 19
It is at times like this a guy finds out who his friends are, or even who his friend is. Someone, somewhere will be able to do the Christmas My Week…surely? I’ll ask a few of the lads. Bit of a bind having to keep a Christmas diary even for a great cause like the FWA but I have no doubt I can call up a favour or two from somebody. We all go back a long way.

So here I am starting the Christmas edition of My Week…

My first task of the day was to send last week’s My Week (apologies to the English language) by Tony Incenzo and Matt Scott’s Q&A to Fastwebmedia who produce the site. Still can’t get my head round Tony having all but 10 QPR home programmes since the War in his house which must be called Casa Programme.

Did a phone interview with Sam Delaney and Micky Quinn for talkSPORT’s lunch-time show. Spoke about the weekend’s football and while Manchester City v Arsenal was terrific entertainment, watching Barcelona beat Santos 4-0 in the Club World Cup final was another masterclass from Pep Guardiola’s superteam. We are privileged to be able to watch, thanks to Sky Sports, this perfection-touching side each week.

As I am on talkSPORT’s Breakfast Show with Alan and Ronnie tomorrow so I watched Crystal Palace 1, Birmingham 0. The sort of game I was happy not to have been covering, especially the first-half, but Palace deserved to win and Dougie Freedman is impressing me in his first full season as a manager.

As my alarm will go off (why do we say’ go off’ – shouldn’t it be ‘go on’?) at 5.15 Tonight, Happy Hour ends at 10.30pm tonight.

Tuesday December 20
Swore at the alarm when it went off/on at sparrow’s fart. Usual early morning routine – cup of coffee and bowl of muesli prepared the night before which should elevate me straight to the top of the Saddo League. Read some of the sports pages on line while having aforementioned breakfast, hit the road at 5.45am, driving through the beautiful south [-east London] to arrive at talkSPORT Towers at 6.20 where there is possibly the world’s smallest Christmas tree. Read the papers, made a few notes, quick chat with producer Dave Richards and on air with Alan and Ronnie at 7. Blackburn v Bolton was the main item, winced when I read about Scott Dann’s ruptured testicle. Cannot think of a more painful injury, not that I give a huge amount of thought to such things. There is a macabre interest in this el sackio game – and why do we call them six pointers? Is there a more pointless (sorry) cliché?

I cannot think of another industry where the boss gets so much abuse. Nowhere else would the head honcho turn up for work with thousands outside or inside wanting him to quit with banners bearing his name and the word ‘out’ after it. It is impossible to imagine how Steve Kean feels about the vitriol directed him by Blackburn fans. I think he’s conducted himself superbly under the circumstances but he was over-promoted by Venky’s. I wonder who advised them to sack Sam Allardyce, one of the most respected of Barclays Premier League managers with a consistent record of success, and appoint the untried Kean?

On top of el sackio, we also had the news the FA had found Liverpool’s Luis Suarez guilty of misconduct, fining him £40,000 and handing him an eight-game suspension for comments made to Patrick Evra. I’ll sleep on this one.

Wednesday December 21
Couldn’t wait to read the papers, deciding a bacon sarnie was the only possible accompaniment to see how everyone has treated the Suarez story. Half-way through the papers and sarnie it was announced the CPS will make a statement regarding John Terry this afternoon. With seven Barclays Premier League games, Kean and Suarez follow-ups plus JT sports desks are going to be rather busy tonight.

I am staggered Suarez was not legally advised to say nothing, putting the burden of proof on the FA’s independent regulatory board. By admitting he used the word, because to him it was not offensive, this was the only evidence in the case. Had he kept quiet, with no witnesses it would have been impossible for the FA to find him guilty…one man’s word against another’s. In whichever context Suarez believed he was using ‘negrito’ it still breaches FA regulations on references to a player’s colour. Ignorance is no excuse for breaking a rule/law. I can accept in his mind he probably didn’t use it as an out and out racist term and we have read how the word is non-offensive in South America. I have a mate whose Colombian wife is known as Negra because of her jet-black hair. She is white and her nickname translates to Blackie. But Suarez is in England. And when in…

I still have issues with the FA’s disciplinary system. They allow too many potential leg-breakers to escape punishment, hiding behind a non-existent FIFA rule they claim makes it impossible for them to act if the referee has seen the incident (even FIFA say this is not the case) but it is welcome to see the game’s guardians taking a zero tolerance stance against racism. I suspect the eventual publication of the commission’s evidence will make their decision clearer. For Liverpool players to wear Suarez T-shirts was crass. The guy has been found guilty of making a remark about an opponent’s colour and his team-mates wear T-shirts in support of him.

After Suarez, Terry has also been charged, denying allegations of using racist language towards QPR’s Anton Ferdinand. This is the hottest of potatoes for the FA but little can be said or done until after the trial in the New Year. Tottenham v Chelsea tomorrow – of all the games… It doesn’t feel very Christmassy.

Thursday December 22
Breakfast and back-page racism stories – again. Most of the heavy hitters believe that while there must be a presumption of innocence John Terry should not captain England if the case drags on after the Holland game on February 29. Have to write a column for Japan today and while I think there is much wrong with the FA’s disciplinary system, they are right to take a zero tolerance stance on racism. AVB said eh will support Terry ‘even if he is found guilty’ which many will see as effectively condoning racism.

Tottenham 1 Chelsea 1 was marvellous entertainment, a match that showed the passion, skill and excitement of the Barclays Premier League. Another mistake by Petc Cech which Graeme Souness believed could be a legacy of the head injury sustained a few years ago. Glenn Hoddle uttered a phrase I’d like to see banned – ‘I’ve seen them given for that.’

Friday December 23
Breakfast with Ryan Giggs, well sort of. ‘I risked it all for secret sex with Ryan…now i want Rhodri back’ Natasha, Giggs’ sister-in-law tells the Sun. I am sure that is the best way to repair a broken marriage. She goes on: ‘I hope time can heal the pain I’ve cause.’ Course it will, give it a few weeks. ‘I cheated on my husband with his own brother who just happens to be one of the most famous men in Britain…it was never going to end any way but badly.’ Spot on there, Natasha.

I am in charge of the family dinner. Cooking is my passion. I have been to cookery classes including a Masterchef course; today I prepared the turkey crown with chestnut stuffing wrapped in bacon.

Went to Waitrose at Bromley…I have this theory that as many people visit others at Christmas and therefore won’t be cooking the supermarkets and shops should be no busier than at any other time. Like many of my theories it is a load of cajones.

Mark Cavendish Sports Personality of the Year has good coverage today. I have never been able to equate personality with sporting skill, though. What does personality have to do with sport? It is the most ridiculous title. There is a strong case for Cav to be Sportsman of the Year but Personality almost disregards his huge achievements.

Saturday December 24
No games today. What I really mean is no match fee. Sob. A day off so a chance to finalise my Chrissie shopping. Well, do it actually. The entire population of the universe seemed to be in Bromley but I shop better under pressure. Bought a rather splendid shirt for my son that will no doubt be on sale for half the price I paid come Boxing Day.

Yuletide television tends to be the same shows as we watch the rest of the year with the word ‘Christmas’ or ‘Special’ in the title, sometimes both. The worst is when they broadcast a Christmas Special repeat. How special can it be when it was shown last year? The other word to beware of is ‘Celebrity’ – thankfully I have not [yet] noticed a Celebrity Whatever Christmas Special.

Sunday December 25
The Sunday Times (Santa Times?) is published today, the first time I can remember a newspaper on Christmas Day. I cannot believe it is profitable, given how few retail outlets are open and how much it costs to distribute.

No work today (apart from this). Family Christmas, couple of pints in the Ramblers rest, Chislehurst, my turkey crown washed down with liberal lashings of Barolo. Pressie opening, bought my mother tickets to see Jackie Mason in March. ‘You are my favourite son,’ she said.

I am an only child…

FWA Q&A: Joe Lovejoy

JOE LOVEJOY on drinking the profits, Dave Mackay’s key rings and the Alien in Georgia

Your first ever newspaper?
The Kentish Observer, Canterbury.

Have you ever worked in a profession other than journalism?
Yes. Ran a pub, briefly. No prizes for guessing where the profits went!

What was your finest achievement playing football?
Breaking Peter Brackley in half while on a course in Portsmouth.

Most memorable match covered?
The 1988 FA Cup Final, when Wimbledon beat Liverpool and my old mate “Corky” took me to the post-match piss up at Plough Lane.

The one moment in football you would put on a DVD?
An enraged Dave Mackay lifting Billy Bremner off the ground by the scruff of his neck. Dave used to give out key rings with that pic on.

Best ever stadium?
The Maracana.

…and the worst?
Belle Vue, Doncaster. The old chairman should have been knighted, not put inside, for burning the dump down.

Your best ever scoop?
A pistachio/vanilla mix on the front at Blackpool.

Your personal new-tech disaster?
During Euro 2008, failing to file Big Phil Scolari’s first press conference on being appointed by Chelsea, when I’d asked most of the bloody questions!

Biggest mistake?
Trusting “Herr Flick”, aka Alex Butler.

Have you ever been mistaken for anyone else?
Jack Duckworth, by a woman in a Monmouth pub. I even had the broken specs!

Most media friendly manager?
Harry Redknapp.

Best ever player?
George Best.

Best ever teams (club and international)?
Present Barcelona team and Brazil 1970.

Best pre-match grub?
Chelsea.

Best meal had on your travels?
In Moldova. It was so good Charlie “Two Dinners” Sale ate Alan Smith’s main course as well as his own [it was supposed to be for 2 to share!]

…and the worst?
Something that turned my stomach into a scene from The Alien in Tbilisi, Georgia.

Best hotel stayed in?
Cavalieri Hilton, Rome, before Gazza’s debut for Lazio.

…and the worst?
The Europa, in bomb-torn Belfast. It took a bottle of Bushmills to settle the nerves. And that was at breakfast!

Favourite football writer?
David Lacey, the doyen.

Favourite radio/TV commentator?
Anyone who doesn’t use the phrase “pull the trigger.” Whatever happened to the verb to shoot? A favourite? Mike Ingham.

If you could introduce one change to improve PR between football clubs and football writers what would it be?
Remove most of the press officers, who do their best to deny, rather than facilitate interviews.

One sporting event outside football you would love to experience?
Pontypool RFC winning the Swalec Cup in Wales.

Last book read?
Lovejoy on Football by Tim Lovejoy. Forty years as a football writer and some chav puts my name on his advert for Andrex.

Favourite current TV programme?
Emmerdale. Chastity has got to be a misnomer!

Your most prized football memorabilia?
Signed painting of Stanley Matthews.

Joe Lovejoy reports matches for the Observer and Guardian. His book, Goals, Greed & Glory: Twenty Year Of The Premier League, was published recently.

Stats king Ley now happy to be a sub

By CHRISTOPHER DAVIES

It became a routine in Barclays Premier League press boxes. John Ley would walk in and a dozen or so football writers would wait for Statman (with apologies to Angus Loughran) to reveal the gems behind Portsmouth versus Bolton Wanderers.

While Ley was working for the Daily Telegraph there remains a camaraderie within the competitive world of journalism and he was happy to share the fact that it could be the first time Portsmouth have won five home matches in succession or whatever with other writers. On a freezing winter’s night when Fleet Street’s finest (and coldest) have witnessed the delights of a goal-less draw with no obvious ‘line’ a superstat can mean a welcome intro.

Within the industry Ley is known as the stats king and having worked with him for 20 years on the Telegraph I witnessed first-hand the time and effort he puts into knowing, within seconds, how many times Patrick Vieira or Roy Keane had been cautioned.

It all started when Ley was 15 and joined Hayters, arranging the telephones at Spurs and Arsenal for national newspapers who had booked lines through the agency (a task writers who have only lived in the mobile age will no doubt find quaint). Ley said: ‘Two years later Tony Roche, until recently the Sun’s rugby correspondent and whose son Daniel plays Ben in Outnumbered, told me there was a full-time job going. I got it, £19 a week, and one of the reporters I worked closely with was Albert Sewell, now an FWA life member.

‘Albert was in charge of Hayters’ stats and they had books going back to the 50s detailing every team’s results. This was before the days of the Rothmans yearbook and I was asked to keep the stats books up to date. Albert used to be part of the backroom team of Match of the Day and Des Lyman used to call him Uncle Albert…he was the godfather of football stats.

‘When I left Hayters to join the Oxford Mail I started to keep details of all the club’s sides from the first team to the youth team. When Oxford reached the top flight in 1985 I kept records of all the teams in the First Division. I found this very useful for previews and match reports so when I joined the Daily Telegraph in 1987 I extended this to all 92 clubs, the Home international teams and referees.

‘I don’t think anyone else was doing this and again the stats were very helpful for me and my Telegraph colleagues. I used to compile team news on Fridays, which I still do, and the stats helped.’

The internet has made such information readily available to everyone but Ley still keeps his own records of Barclays Premier League clubs, including cautions, sending-offs, suspensions and players’ injuries ‘because it is much easier to have them at my fingertips.’

Ley estimates he spends up to six hours a week – almost a full working day – of his own time compiling his stats. When he goes on holiday the book goes with him so he can update every day. ‘I have to because if I fall behind it would be so difficult to catch up.’

He has promised his wife Linda that Christmas Day will be stats-free but come Boxing Day it will be business as usual.

Football writers pride themselves on a famous scoop but Ley looks back with equal pride at being the first to discover that in 2001 the Barclays Premier League was soon to see its 10,000th goal.

He said: ‘I rang the Premier League who were unaware of it. Barclays agreed to donate £10,000 to the charity of the choice of the player who scored the 10,000th goal. It was Les Ferdinand for Spurs and I was proud to have helped a deserving charity in such a way.’

Ley’s professionalism in the world of stats has been recognised by the League Managers Association who contact him if they are trying to prove a point on managerial sackings or if a member is approaching his 1,000th game in charge. He said: ‘That’s quite an achievement these days because managers don’t stay around as long as they used to. There is one manager, who I shan’t name, who is convinced he’s in the 1,000 Club but he isn’t because international matches don’t count. The criteria as far as the LMA are concerned are games played in domestic and European football but not internationals. David Pleat has said to me he should return to management so he can reach 1,000, he is just short at the moment.

‘My big regret is that I didn’t set up a web site in the early days because I would probably have been quite wealthy by now.’

I was expecting Ley to reveal, to the nearest pence, how wealthy but instead he is happy. However, he had initial doubts about his new role of senior production journalist at the Telegraph. Going inside to take a subbing job after 35 years on the road was not something Ley wanted or was looking forward to but he is delighted to have been proved wrong.

He said: ‘I was horrified that the Telegraph needed to lose a football reporter for economic reasons. Because I’d been there for 24 years they offered me alternative employment. It meant retraining, changing the way I worked and my hours. As a reporter I was occasionally very critical of a sub who had changed my copy but I now have a greater understanding of the demands of working in the office. I believe every writer should have a spell as a sub to appreciate the other side of the business. I love it, the team spirit in the office is terrific and everyone has helped me settle in.’

On a match night Ley will sub a report not just for the next day’s paper but also to go on the web site. He said: ‘I probably have 10 minutes to sub the runner [first edition report filed on the whistle] after it’s arrived before it goes to the revise sub for checking. For the second edition rewrite which includes quotes I probably have 45 minutes. The buzz I get from doing this has replaced the buzz I had when I covered games. I still write and I think subbing has made me a tighter, better writer.’

Having been both poacher and gamekeeper Ley is sensitive to altering copy. He said: ‘I only change if I have to, if the reporter has made a mistake which is understandable when writing under pressure.’

Ley, who now talks about widow’s breaks and stand-firsts instead of having to file 500 words by half-time, will have an hour for dinner early in the evening but not for him reading a book or listening to some music before returning to his screen. He spends the time keeping his records up to date.

Unsurprisingly, Ley has a full set of Rothmans/Sky Sports yearbooks, now in their 42nd year – ‘my most prized possession after my wife and kids.’ he joked.

At least I think he was joking.