By CHRISTOPHER DAVIES
MEMBERS of the Football Writers’ Association have praised the press facilities at Euro 2012.
By CHRISTOPHER DAVIES
MEMBERS of the Football Writers’ Association have praised the press facilities at Euro 2012.
PATRICK BARCLAY, Evening Standard and Independent on Sunday columnist, on sleep deprivation…video diaries…and a wedding invitation…
Monday June 11
What made me think this was a good idea? It’s 1.17am and I’m on a distinctly chilly platform at Poznan’s central railway station, wondering why someone designed the back-to-benches without backs. Sitting up rigid is to be the order of a long night following Ireland’s opening defeat by Croatia, but I don’t know this as, naively envisaging a few hours of sleep on the 2.06 back to Warsaw, I hang my restless head. A cry from across the tracks makes me look up. There’s an old drunk on an office chair. He’s tiny and the chair is clearly designed for a very senior executive. On a small table by his left hand is a can of beer. Mainly the drunk warbles but every now and again he squawks raucously at the passengers opposite. Now he’s going to attempt an expedition. He wriggles to the edge of the seat and hops to the ground. The Irish supporters milling around the station entrance have inadvertently given him an idea. It involves a request for a light for his cigarette. A stout female officer breaks clear from a group of police and intercepts him. Gently. After a mild protest, he returns to the chair and clambers aboard once more, taking a consoling sip of beer. The Polish police can look fierce but have seemed to control the Euro 2012 crowds – the thugs apart – with tact. The old man knows he can try it on again later. He’s smiling. So is the officer as her wagging finger indicates he should stay put for a while. Even I am smiling now. Eventually the train rolls in and there are five burly Poles in my six-seat compartment. They like being woken up about as much as you’d expect. My sleep, when it comes, is in 10-minute parcels. At one stage, I swear the minute hand of my watch has actually gone back. Tottering off at Warsaw, I realise there’s time to get back to the apartment and have a brief kip before writing the Evening Standard column. Bliss! And writing the column isn’t that bad either. I enjoy working with the Standard’s sports editor, Tim Nichols. He’s one of the best I’ve ever worked with and that’s saying something when the list includes Simon Kelner, Charlie Burgess, Alan Hubbard, John Samuel, Colin Gibson and the – for me- incomparable Jon Ryan.
Tuesday June 12
A busy day, involving a last-minute change to my video diary for the Independent website – sometimes you have to reinvent yourself and, if you try it at 64, workmates are bound to see the funny side – and a column on England’s draw with France for Fox Soccer in the United States culminates in Poland v Russia at Warsaw’s gorgeous crown-shaped National Stadium by the river. I’m based in Warsaw for the duration and the stadium media centre is my office. It’s just a matter of taking the lift to the gods, where the media seats are situated, half an hour before kick-off. The atmosphere is electric – comparable with Liverpool v Chelsea in the Champions League in 2005 – and it turns out to be a riveting match, a 1-1 draw. Being a football reporter is a privilege on nights like this and I hit the sack not at all caring that the wake-up call is at 3.30am.
Wednesday June 13
It’s 3.30am and, God, I hate this job. It’s a chilly journey to the Central Station. The train to Gdansk leaves at 5.12 and the station cafés aren’t open. At least there are six hours on the train in which to write the Standard column and a piece for a new magazine to be launched next month by Ken Monkou, the former Chelsea central defender. It’s an interview with the actor and comedian Omid Djalili, whom I met shortly before the flight to Warsaw. He couldn’t have been more helpful and, not for the first time, a football writer reflected on how much more civilised journalism can be when you step outside football. At night I was able to watch two matches while sinking food and a few pints.
Thursday June 14
Another day of hard work, to which the Standard added with a request for a piece about David Moyes’s suitability for the post created at Spurs by Harry Redknapp’s departure, ends with more lovely football, played by Spain in the rain that lashed 20,000 magnificent Ireland supporters. Fernando Torres scores twice and it’s four and could have been double figures. Shay Given makes a candidate for save of the tournament. A Dutch journalist mate invites me to join him on a drive back to Warsaw, which saves a bit of precious time.
Friday June 15
A scramble to get the latest video diary together in time for the Indy’s mid-morning audience. It’s successful thanks to a fine contribution from Andy Gray and Richard Keys, whose talkSPORT radio show I’d appeared on earlier in the week; it’s been transplanted from London to a flat in Warsaw near the stadium. Gray and Keys helped to preview the night’s match between Sweden and England, which I ended the day watching on television in my local bar in the old part of town, near the little flat that is home.
Saturday June 16
You know me: I never like to complain. That’s why I haven’t mentioned this before. But I’ve had this cough for at least two weeks and it’s getting worse. It’s getting so bad that, when I wake up this morning, I’m worried that the people next door are going to complain. So I ask the landlord, Jacek, who’s quickly become more of a mate really and introduced me to the rest of the good ol’ boys in the bar, and he drives me to his doctor and she’s got such a lovely smile and easy manner that I’m feeling better even before I start on the four drugs she prescribes. A feature on Jogi Lowe and the Germans for the Independent on Sunday fills the afternoon and then it’s up into the gods again for Greece v Russia. You can’t help but admire the Greeks, who win but are horribly deprived of their captain, Giorgos Karagounis, for the quarter-final as he is shown a yellow card for the heinous crime of being tripped in the penalty area. It’s wrong that referees are asked to be mind-readers. When they err in such situations, insult is added to injury and, on the whole, I’d prefer it if cautions for diving were abolished.
Sunday June 17
It’s virtually a day off. But I’ve wasted most of it sleeping. (A few of us decided to unwind after the Greece match. We found somewhere about 1am but initially it turned us away because there was a wedding party on. Upon being given the impression that we were about to burst into tears, the staff relented and set up a table for us in the square opposite. I don’t know how we found our way into the wedding party but it happened and I ended up among the last four in the bar at 6am. The others were the bride and groom. Their condition – immaculate – contrasted with ours and, when the staff finally ushered us out, my expression of hope that we had behaved ourselves, intended light-heartedly, was met by a thin smile and an enigmatic: ‘’It was a mistake.’’ If nothing else, I remember those words. Perturbing.) There are two concurrent matches at night to keep an eye on – Portugal v Holland and Denmark v Germany – and because the bar has tellies in opposite corners showing one each I’m sitting like Marty Feldman. But having a pint in your hand – or half-litre, which is just as well because Polish beer seems to start at 5.5 – does the experience no harm. It’s a hair of the dog that bit me. But I’m going to drink responsibly from now on.
A shining light has been lost to the world of football journalism after the sad passing of Danny Fullbrook.
Nobody who met Danny will ever forget him. Charismatic, exuberant, often loud and wonderfully outspoken, he was always the heartbeat of any gathering of reporters either at home or around the world.
Danny loved and cared passionately about the business of journalism. He may never have taken himself overly seriously, but he was serious about his work.
From the moment he started work at the Hull Daily Mail, he immersed himself in the profession, determined to carve his name as one the country’s elite football journalists. He certainly fulfilled that ambition.
But he was more than just an outstanding reporter as he progressed to the Birmingham Evening Mail, Daily Star and Sunday Mirror before rejoining the Star in 2000 as Chief Football Writer, he was a wonderful and generous friend.
The Sun’s Shaun Custis was one of his closest running mates and paid tribute to his friend on the flight from Krakow to Donetsk just hours after Danny’s passing.
Shaun said: “In a strange way, it’s kind of fitting the news of Danny’s death should come during a tournament.
“Danny was in his element in that environment. He would be organising us all, telling us what stories we should be doing, sorting out a restaurant, making sure we were all in it together.
“When I say the world’s a quieter place today, it’s meant with real affection. I can hear him now from the back of plane, bellowing, ‘Geordie! What are you doing? Come over here’.
“That was Danny, absolutely full of life and it’s a tragedy we’ll never be in his company again because he was one of the warmest, funniest, noisiest blokes it’s been my privilege to call a friend.”
Danny was a stalwart of the FWA National Committee and chairman Andy Dunn added his own tribute.
He said: “When you fear the worst, it does not make the worst any easier to comprehend.
“Danny’s passing has left a void in our community that will not be filled. The time of his death – tragically early, tragically cruel – was a reminder of his exuberant, effervescent contribution to our profession and to our everyday working and personal lives.
“It was during those long weeks on the road, in camp, that Danny formed bonds that even the most indiscriminate and unjust disease cannot break.
“I make no apologies if, at this moment, these words seem inappropriate…but he truly was the life and soul.
“A minor, trivial thought maybe – but I thought of Danny when taking part in the media sweep ahead of the game against Sweden. It had been his idea many tournaments ago – typical of a man who wanted to make everyone feel pap art of the experience.
“And typical of a man who liked a bet, of course!
“He battled so bravely to beat the terrible odds stacked against him. He lost – and our profession and our community has lost a fine journalist, a great colleague and a lovely friend.
“But the many who knew him for the many – yet too few – years, held winning tickets. Keep hold of them and remember Danny Fullbrook…he will always be remembered and missed.”
Affectionately known as Frank or Fearless, Danny commanded utter respect from the football community. Only last week, David Beckham sent a message of support and Rio Ferdinand also paid tribute to a man who was never afraid to voice his opinion either in print or in private but who was never vindictive or cruel.
His beloved Fulham held a special place in Danny’s hearts but it was to his friends and colleagues where his loyalty was most felt.
Danny touched so many lives with his warmth, vitality and wonderful good humour. Even towards the end when he was desperately ill, he always had a joke and quip close at hand.
All our thoughts at the FWA are with his parents, Jim and Sheila and his son, Edward at this terrible time.
A funeral service will be held for Danny at Mortlake Crematorium on Monday June 25 at 4pm.
England manager Roy Hodgson and captain Steven Gerrard paid tribute to Danny Fullbrook at Monday afternoon’s press conference:
Daily Star Sports Editor Howard Wheatcroft pays tribute to the paper’s Chief Football Writer Danny Fullbrook, who passed away on Monday morning…
TWO days before the Star’s Euro 2012 pullout was due out I rang Danny and asked him for 25 words on the tournament and his last four.
Although he was very ill there was no problem because as far as we were both concerned it was business as usual. After two days I had heard nothing so decided to do the words and semi-finalists myself and put Danny’s name on it.
About an hour later the phone rang and it was Danny. I told him what I’d done. Big mistake because I was wrong, wrong, wrong.
I had hopelessly over-estimated how far England were going to go and tipped the wrong winners.
Danny put me right, as usual. You won’t be surprised to hear it wasn’t the first time we’d had that sort of conversation.
In many, many years as Danny’s sports news editor, deputy sports editor and then sports editor he’d put me right more times than I care to remember.
Amazingly he wasn’t always 100 per cent correct and sometimes I had to tell him that was the case.
Cue one of many disagreements. But one of Danny’s many great attributes was that he never, ever bore a grudge. We agreed to differ and carried on as colleagues, and more particularly, mates.
I could spend a long time listing Danny’s attributes as a journalist and what he bought to the paper.
This included his incredible, unflagging enthusiasm, his ability to get stories, an unfailing ability to hit deadlines and never being over-awed whatever the situation or people involved. He was the complete professional and what’s more he did his job with a big smile on his face.
He had a massive impact on the Star, and was undoubtedly destined to go on to even greater things.
But none of us are defined merely by the jobs we do as much as the person we are.
And Danny was one of the best, both as a son and even more so as a dad.
I’ll never forget that ‘Ello mate’ greeting from wherever he was in the world or as he breezed through the office door.
And I’ll never forget Danny.
Picture courtesy of the Daily Star.
England manager Roy Hodgson and captain Steven Gerrard paid tribute to Danny Fullbrook at Monday afternoon’s press conference:
Guardian football writer Dominic Fifield on ruining people’s holidays in France…Ashley Cole putting the boot in on lap-tops…and curry for breakfast
Your first ever job in journalism?
I had work experience on papers from the Yorkshire Post to the Croydon Advertiser, but the first proper job I was offered was a traineeship at the Guardian. Unless you count working for periods as a press officer at Crystal Palace Football Club, which was far more about dealing with journalists than actually being one.
Have you ever worked in a profession other than journalism?
I worked for a company called Europ Assistance, offering British motorists abroad roadside assistance when their cars broke down on holiday. Usually in France. It was telephone work mainly spent reassuring people whose head gasket had just blown that their holiday had not, in fact, been ruined. And then talking to the mechanic we’d called out who would invariably confirm that there was no repairing said “joint de culasse” and that their holiday was therefore, indeed, ruined. It did not always end well.
Most memorable match?
Probably the 2005 European Cup final in Istanbul, which still feels vaguely ridiculous even seven years on. One of my senior colleagues chose to write about Harry Kewell’s surprise inclusion against Milan just before kick-off and I was therefore switched to do a piece on Steven Gerrard instead. As it turned out, Kewell hobbled off after 23 minutes and Gerrard inspired Liverpool’s ludicrous comeback and ended up as man of the match. Luckily enough.
The one moment in football you would put on a DVD?
“David Hopkin, looking to curl one.” Wembley stadium, 90th minute, 26 May 1997. [Crystal Palace v Sheffield United play-off final]
Best stadium?
Cowboys stadium in Dallas with Chelsea was one of the more spectacular modern ones, but I like the Westfalenstadion in Dortmund. An arena more interesting than the town.
…and the worst?
The Central Stadium, Almaty for Kazakhstan v England in the summer of 2009. The press box was quickly crammed so the FA put out seats pitch-side next to the dug-outs. We sat there with laptops perched on our knees and Ashley Cole attempting to boot every clearance into touch right at us.
Your personal new-tech disaster?
Once lost a 2,000 word transcript of an interview with Salif Diao when my computer froze. Some people might, of course, consider that a blessing.
Biggest mistake?
Probably misjudging deadline timings when covering my first Merseyside derby, a late afternoon kick-off on Easter Monday in April 2001. Liverpool went down to 10 but ended up winning 3-2 with a long-range goal from Gary McAllister in stoppage time. I took it all in, listened to the managers’ post-match press conferences and started writing it up before noticing there were four missed calls on my mobile phone. The last one was the chief sub saying: “Dom, where are you? We need your copy. We’re reaching meltdown here.” I’d just assumed I had an hour after the final whistle. They took in PA for first edition…
Have you ever been mistaken for anyone else?
Someone over here in Poland has accused me of looking like Phil Jones. Which, considering he’s virtually half my age, I’m taking as a massive compliment even if it is a reflection more of him than me.
Most media friendly manager?
Carlo Ancelotti.
Best ever player?
Zinedine Zidane. Just edges out Vince Hilaire.
Best ever teams (club and international)?
The best I’ve seen were probably Barcelona and Spain of the modern era. Though I’ve rarely witnessed either actually win in the flesh…
Best pre-match grub?
Chelsea are directly responsible for me putting on at least a stone over the last season.
Best meal had on your travels?
Fresh seafood cooked dockside at dawn in Busan, South Korea after a few of us had stayed out all night following England’s victory over Argentina at the 2002 World Cup. God knows why we ended up at the docks – I’m blaming the bloke from the Daily Mail for that – but the boats were coming in and their catches were being kept in buckets of sea water on the quayside. There were octopuses clambering out of one trough and into another, seeking the sea. We were invited to have a beer and a stir-fry, cooked outside, by some of the locals. Never tasted better.
…and the worst?
Andouillettes in Troyes with Leeds back in 2001. Can still taste intestine now.
Best hotel stayed in?
The Busan Lotte was special, but the Mandarin Oriental in Kuala Lumpur served curry for breakfast. This is all becoming slightly foodie…
…and the worst?
Can’t remember the name but it was a chain hotel in Eindhoven, and it appeared to have its own micro-climate. I stayed in a freezing February and had my face bitten to pieces overnight by mosquitoes in my room.
Favourite football writer?
Paul Hayward.
Favourite radio/TV commentator?
John Murray.
If you could introduce one change to improve PR between football clubs and football writers what would it be?
Try and instigate a greater level of trust between the clubs and the journalists covering them.
One sporting event outside football you would love to experience?
An England Test match victory at the SCG or MCG to win the Ashes.
Last book read?
Dark Matter, by Michelle Paver.
Favourite current TV programme?
My obsession has switched from The Wire to Scandinavian cop dramas… so The Killing, The Bridge or Wallander.
Your most prized football memorabilia?
I’m not a big collector, but I have an Everton programme signed by Sylvester Stallone. And a Palace shirt signed by Andrew Johnson. Only one of them is mounted on the office wall.
Advice to anyone coming into the football media world?
Contrary to the cliché, it’s not all about opinion. You need to do put in the news scuffling to be able to offer up an insight.
By CHRISTOPHER DAVIES
IT WOULD be an exaggeration to say that all Miroslav Klose does is to score lots of goals but only just.
At 6ft, Klose is not significantly tall for a striker yet the five headed goals he scored at the 2002 World Cup underline his strength in the air. He is not lightning quick, does not possess the technique to leave defenders tackling his shadow and rarely scores from outside the penalty-area. He also does not take penalties.
Yet Klose is an international goal-machine, a player who may have struggled at club level but when he pulls on the white shirt of Germany is transformed into a striker who is rewriting the record books. He has scored 63 goals (plus 21 assists) in 117 internationals and trails Gerd Mueller’s German goalscoring record by five.
During the Euro 2012 qualifiers, Klose scored at least one goal in every single game he played, striking against all of Germany’s opponents: Belgium, Azerbaijan, Turkey, Kazakhstan and Austria. Despite winning only six caps during the qualification programme he scored nine goals and provided two assists which made him Europe’s second most prolific striker behind Klaas-Jan Huntelaar who scored 12 times in eight matches for Holland. Germany have never lost a match in which Klose has scored.
He was 34 on June 9 and knows Mario Gomez, who scored Germany’s winner in their opening Euro 2012 tie against Portugal, is a constant threat to his place in the national side. Who will lead the line has been a hot topic in the German press but coach Joachim Loew refused to join in the debate. He said: “Honestly, I don’t have the energy to worry about what other people are saying. I have a different point of view [on who to play up front] than the media or fans.”
Germany and Holland have met eight times at finals tournaments. The Germans have the slight edge with three wins against two and two draws.The 1974 World Cup final remains the most significant and memorable of the clashes with West Germany coming from behind to break Dutch hearts in a 2-1 win.
But as Germany prepare for the mouth-watering tie against Holland tonight, a must-win game for the Dutch, Klose, who came on as a substitute against Portugal, looked even further ahead and is confident of playing in his fourth World Cup in 2014 in Brazil when he hopes to score the two goals to overtake local hero Ronaldo’s record of 14 goals at the finals. Klose is also the only player to have scored five or more goals in consecutive World Cups, as well as the only one to have scored at least four goals in three different tournaments.
Injuries over the last two years have seen Klose strugggle to make the impact expected with Bayern Munich and Lazio, who he joined last summer, but 11 years after making his debut for Germany as a substitute against Albania – he scored, of course – the goals still flow.
He relishes his role as the elder statesman in the team. “I’m just the type of person who wants to lead by example,” he said. “I take no special cream that keeps me fit.”
Klose said he would assess “from year to year” what his body and mind would allow him to do. “I’m still here, and I will remain for some time.”
Yet in Klose’s mind Mueller – Der Bomber – remains untouchable whatever the record books may eventually state. Klose said that “the brand which has been Der Bomber will always remain number one” and he would “never presume to even scratch it.”
Germany won all 10 qualifying ties and Klose warned the rest of Europe: “I can say unequivocally that this is the best German team in which I’ve played. But we are not yet at the end of our journey.”
EURO 2012 CENTURIONS
Iker Casillas (Spain, 131 caps)
Anders Svensson (Sweden, 126)
Shay Given (Republic of Ireland, 122)
Giorgos Karagounis (Greece, 119)
Dennis Rommedahl (Denmark, 117)
Miroslav Klose (Germany, 117)
Robbie Keane (Republic of Ireland, 117)
Anatoliy Tymoshchuk (Ukraine, 117)
Gianluigi Buffon (Italy, 115)
Olof Mellberg (Sweden, 114)
Xavi (Spain, 109)
Andriy Shevchenko (Ukraine, 108)
…AND THOSE HOPING TO JOIN THE 100 CLUB
Damien Duff (Republic of Ireland, 98)
Lukas Podolski (Germany, 97)
Rafael van der Vaart (Holland, 97)
Xabi Alonso (Spain, 96)
Josip Šimunić (Croatia, 95)
Ashley Cole (England, 95)
NEIL O’RIORDAN, chief sports writer of the Irish Sun, on nail polish and sex appeal…dumb Irish journalists…and the most powerful girl in Poznan
Monday June 4
We play Hungary in a friendly in Budapest. It’s my first time there but the presence of a taxi drivers’ protest makes me feel at home. I am disturbed by a dream I had the previous night where I use nail polish remover instead of shampoo to wash my hair and it all falls out of a result. An internet search tells me that such dreams are associated with concerns about losing sex appeal and attractiveness. I tell a colleague who helpfully enquires as to whether I had not had this dream before. The game was in jeopardy because of an electrical storm and torrential downpour. It goes ahead and Ireland are poor but claim a scoreless draw to extend unbeaten run to 14 games. Afterwards Giovanni Trapattoni suggests he will change his team to play Croatia. Efforts to clarify whether he means personnel or formation are unsuccessful and the Hungarian hacks are amused by the row that ensues; me less so as it’s the second time in four days I’ve been involved in a shouting match with him.
Tuesday June 5
We fly from Budapest to Gdansk via Warsaw and the patience of the tired Press corps is tested when the tour guide on the bus from Gdansk to our training camp in Gdynia starts talking about passing petrol stations. A crowd of more than 10,000 turns out to watch Ireland’s training session, impressive when you consider a similar session in Ireland last year attracted about 1,000. The players reveal their game-plan when they kick a load of balls into the crowd but the locals are pleased. Trap is in a far calmer mood than the night before but there is a touch of condescension in the way he asks if we all understand him. The olive branch, such as it is, is accepted in the dailies’ briefing but perhaps it would not have been had we known he referred to Irish journalists as ‘dumbs’ in Italian to some compatriots in the broadcast section.
Wednesday June 6
A day off for Ireland which would be fine except we learned of this at only 9:30pm the previous night leaving us all to wonder how we might fill our pages given a planned mixed zone has also been cancelled. I suggest making the goalkeeping coach Alan Kelly available for interview given the lingering doubts over Shay Given’s fitness. The FAI press office agree and the former international provides plenty of colourful copy with memories of Ireland’s preparations for the 1994 World Cup when the players had to train without water because they would be prevented from rehydrating during games. He recalls losing 16 to 18lbs of weight a day and then having bottles of water stacked up in front of him ‘like Cool Hand Luke’ after the sessions.
Thursday June 7
The Ireland mixed zone takes place. I’m surprised to have people wishing me a happy birthday upon my arrival. It turns out a former Sun colleague Garry Doyle had tweeted that I turned 40 that day. I’m 33. Garry lost his job with the closure of the News of the World last year but is a good operator and is here working with uefa.com. It doesn’t seem like a natural mix but his tweets keep all of us amused. In the mixed zone, Keith Andrews tells us the players had asked for a day off while Marco Tardelli claims it was Trap’s initiative. Yet another misunderstanding in the Ireland camp but decide against going big on the story. After all it’s 72 hours before Ireland’s first game at the European Championship in 24 years and you have to ask yourself how much people care about who decided they should have a day off.
Friday June 8
Finally the tournament gets underway, 22 days after the first group of Ireland players assembled in Dublin for training. Watch the first half of Poland’s game in my room as I’m finishing work but get to see some of second in the hotel bar and watch Russia impress over dinner. I fare better than the colleagues who leave Sopot at 6pm for the five-hour drive to Poznan. With extra work to do for the Sunday edition, I decide to make my own arrangements and book a train for early the next morning. Sopot is a decent seaside resort with enough to keep us amused but the levels of drunkenness of the locals comes as shock to us. People think nothing of drinking in the morning and it’s not odd to see people sprawled on a bench by lunchtime. I know those in glasshouses shouldn’t throw stones etc but it still seems excessive.
Saturday June 9
A motley crew of nine journalists get the train to Poznan just after 9am with an advance crew going even earlier. The train is something of a throwback but comfortable and there is impressive multi-tasking by one employee. One minute he’s pushing a trolley up and down the carriages and the next thing he’s whipping up some scrambled eggs in the buffet. In Gdansk it’s a hectic trip to the stadium to collect accreditation, back to hotel to dump stuff and then back out to stadium for the Press conferences. Robbie Keane gets the media onside when he politefully but forcefully tells the UEFA official who has been picking out Italians to ask questions that, as a country, Ireland have waited long enough to be here and their journalists should be given a chance to be heard. Ask Robbie about his memories of winning the under-18 European Championship in 1998 when they beat Croatia 5-2 in a group game in which the current Croat keeper Stipe Pletikosa also played. I ask him too and he provides good copy on someone he knows from a stint at Spurs.
Sunday June 10
Match day is by far the quietest work-wise with everything crammed into a few hours at night. The centre of Poznan is bedlam. For the most part fans from both sides mix well but there was some trouble the night before when some Polish hooligans decided to attack some Croats. There’s more trouble around 5pm but the atmosphere at the match is amazing. The Croat chants are better but by sheer weight of numbers Ireland’s supporters make more noise. The game is a disaster from an Irish point of view as we lose a competitive game by more than one goal for the first time since we lost 5-2 in Cyprus in October 2006 but it’s good to see the Irish fans stick with the team and still singing after the final whistle. Not many would do that. Afterwards Trap and Robbie both avoid the temptation to blame the referee for our shortcomings. Robbie again earns kudos when he tells the same blazer he can hear me when he insists I wait for a mic to pose a question. A girl in the media centre becomes the most powerful person in Poznan when she is given a remote control to unlock the fridge stocked with beer in the media centre. Thankfully, she is not quite the jobsworth as others here as the Croats celebrate and we drown our sorrows.
Shaun Custis (Chief Football Writer, The Sun) on being a theatre critic and a double-glazing salesman…being told by Fergie to work in Glasgow…and dog day afternoon in South Korea
Your first ever job in journalism?
I did a week’s work experience on The Hexham Courant where my first byline read Theatre: By Shaun Custis which will have some of my colleagues spitting out their sparkling water in disbelief. On my last day one of the reporters left a note for his mate warning him not to touch my typewriter because he had wired it up to 10,000 volts.
My first full-time job was on the Coalville Times in Leicestershire and my first interview was with the very pleasing on the eye gymnast Suzanne Dando who was opening a local leisure centre. She thanked me for my time and I floated out of the front door thinking ‘is every day like this when you’re a journalist?’ I soon discovered that it wasn’t.
Have you ever worked in a profession other than journalism?
I did a week training to be a double-glazing salesman. Strangely it actually helped me when I went into newspapers because it taught me a lot about how to soften people up and get them to trust you.
Most memorable match?
As a youngster nothing beats Blyth Spartans 1 Wrexham 2 in an FA Cup fifth round replay at St James’s Park in 1978.
In my work life it’s level-pegging between Germany 1 England 5 in Munich and Liverpool coming back from three down in the Champions League final against AC Milan in Istanbul. Mind you Manchester City’s win over QPR to take the Barclays Premier League title runs them close.
The one moment in football you would put on a DVD?
Malcolm Macdonald’s hat-trick against Liverpool on his home debut for Newcastle in 1971. Supermac was born.
Best stadium?
Durban’s newly built ground for the 2010 World Cup – fantastic atmosphere and great working facilities.
…and the worst?
The Tofik Bakhramov Stadium in Aerbaijan. We were squashed together on rickety benches without shelter in the cold and rain and no-one could not get a signal. I eventually filed some copy from the showers in the stadium which also doubled up as a toilet for the fans. Number ones and number twos were much in evidence and I’m not talking about the chief football reporters and their deputies.
Your personal new-tech disaster?
Knocking my computer off the desk at the 2002 World Cup in Japan and watching it bounce off three steps of concrete. I tried to switch it on and it wouldn’t work meaning I had to file 1,000 words on copy. When I flicked it on the next morning it sprang back to life.
Biggest mistake?
Excitedly telling Alex Ferguson that I was a new football reporter on The People and looked forward to working with him. He replied that he hated the paper and everybody on it and that he would get me a job in Glasgow where his mate was the sports editor. He said if I didn’t take the job he would have nothing more to do with me and he’s pretty much stuck to his word.
Have you ever been mistaken for anyone else?
Whenever I went to The Open in the late 80s I was often mistaken for the Australian golf Ian Baker-Finch. After he won the title in 1993 it got even sillier and I was once pursued through the car park by a Japanese TV crew who refused to accept that I wasn’t him.
Most media friendly manager?
Arsene Wenger – whether life is good or bad he never ducks an issue, however annoyed he might be with the line of questioning.
Best ever player?
My personal favourite was Malcolm Macdonald but growing up watching the game on television I realised Johan Cruyff was pure genius.
Best ever teams (club and international)?
Arsenal invincibles of 2004, Holland in the 70s, Newcastle Journal Wednesday League Cup winners 1987.
Best pre-match grub?
Chelsea – great variety and very nice cakes which you know you must resist but can’t
Best meal had on your travels?
A plate of elk in Estonia very late in the evening. The meal also sticks in the memory because Steve Howard got very excited about the fact there were ashtrays at the table and he could smoke indoors. Suddenly a waitress came round, took his ashtray, and told Steve not to light up. The smoking ban in Estonia had started at midnight and it was now 12.05am.
…and the worst?
Dog in South Korea on the basis you have to try everything once – once was more than enough.
Best hotel stayed in?
It was in Crete when a few of us were lucky enough to be sent to a game between Greece and Albania because we were checking out the Greeks before their match against England in 2001. We stayed for four days in a hotel with a gorgeous pool, wonderful rooms and a sensational view and there were beach bars down a little flight of steps which stayed open till four in the morning. The office asked for ten pars!
Worst hotel stayed in?
A flea pit in Donetsk when Arsenal played there in 2000. We slept in our clothes because of the bed bugs, there were gun guards on each floor and I queued for an hour at the supermarket next door to make a sandwich of mouldy cheese slices in a bread roll which I swear cracked the pavement when I dropped it.
Favourite football writer?
John Gibson of the Newcastle Evening Chronicle who made following the black and whites seem magical. He is the reason I wanted to go into football reporting as a kid.
Favourite radio/TV commentator?
The ones from your childhood seem the most special, Peter Jones on Radio Two and Brian Moore on ITV. Brian introduced himself to me when I was working on a local paper and I couldn’t believe how he took such an interest in someone so far down the ladder.
If you could introduce one change to improve PR between football clubs and football writers what would it be?
Make players available every day – that way the occasional interview we do get would not seem like such a big deal fraught with danger.
One sporting event outside football you would love to experience?
The Masters – I’m determined to get there one day.
Last book read?
Chris Evans – Memoirs of a Fruitcake. He is a self-confessed idiot who finally worked out what was important in life but had a hell of a good time getting there.
Favourite current TV programme?
The Good Wife (Channel 4) – quality drama.
Your most prized football memorabilia?
Michael Owen’s signed boots from World Cup 2006 for winning a football skills competition. Michael did a press conference afterwards and was asked what was the biggest surprise he’d ever had in the game? He replied – “seeing Shaun win a football skills contest.”
Advice to anyone coming into the football media world?
If there’s a fact you need to know ask Martin Lipton, if you need a radio soundbite anytime of day or night ask Henry Winter or John Cross, and if you want to know the best restaurant ask Martin Samuel – but make sure you’ve remortgaged your house.
When Dennis Signy rang, he didn’t need to introduce himself – that marvellous, gravelly basso profondo could not have come from anyone else.
But of course, being unfailingly courteous and having been brought up to introduce himself at the earliest opportunity, even to old friends, he would say: “Gerry, it’s Dennis. Everything alright, son?” before getting down to the nitty gritty, which was invariably a tip-off, a lead to follow up, or a bit of hot-off-the-press gossip.
In recent years the phone calls became less frequent and began to include more sombre news. It was Dennis who took it upon himself to relay the passing of some of the biggest influences in my career – Reg Hayter, Reg Drury and Ken Montgomery.
But Dennis was the biggest influence of all, so when his wife Pat rang on Wednesday morning, I knew what was coming. It was not unexpected. I had gone to see them only a week earlier, along with Nick Callow who now runs the modern version of Hayters with me. We’d both started out at Hayters in the late 80s, and while Reg instilled in us the essence of good writing and how to run a business, it was Dennis who told us all about getting a story. Their principles remain with us today, and we do our best to pass them on to the next generation of young sportswriters.
And when we started Teamwork in 1993, around the same time as Dennis found himself without a daily outlet for his steady stream of stories and tip-offs, it was then that the daily phone calls began.
“Might be worth getting yourself down to Chelsea’s training ground this morning,” he’d say, and sure enough we were often ahead of the pack on a new signing. And being so generous with his advice and experience, the only ‘payment’ Dennis would accept would be the occasional bottle of Scotch, accepted with gratitude and shared with pleasure, over some of the funniest stories in Fleet Street. There was the time a young copper called asking for Mr Signy-Obe, not realising that Dennis did not have a double-barrelled surname but did have the Order of the British Empire, recommended by his local MP (and good friend) Margaret Thatcher for his charity work.
The fact Dennis had friends everywhere, even in 10 Downing Street, was testament to one of his main principles – look after your contacts and you’ll have friends for life. He also taught me that stories come from the most unexpected sources – a car park attendant, the club doctor, the dinner lady. Dennis knew everyone and everything worth knowing, and sometimes created the news. When he was chief executive at QPR, having fulfilled a similar role at Brentford, he signed David Seaman from Birmingham for £225,00 before the goalkeeper was sold on to Arsenal at £1m profit two years later. It was a standing joke at Chelsea in the old days that you could get the lineup from Dennis before the teamsheet was printed – because he’d told the manager who to pick!
When Dennis moved on to help the Football League with their media relations, it was he who would introduce us to the young Richard Scudamore and David Sheepshanks, usually at a fashionably smart venue like The Savoy. And it was at the FWA events at the Savoy and the Lancaster where Dennis was in his element, as someone who served the FWA as Chairman twice, while Pat kept the operation running smoothly for years as executive secretary. It was Dennis who first got me involved in the FWA, telling me about its history and importance. No-one was prouder than Dennis when I followed his example by becoming Chairman in 2002, and he was the first man I thanked, having had such an influence over my career. I know the same goes for many of my peers.
We were all shocked when Dennis was taken seriously ill late in 2010, the day after Ken Montgomery’s funeral. He was in intensive care for some time, and not expected to survive long. But 11 weeks later he was discharged, baffling the nursing staff with his strength and resolve. The cancer wouldn’t stay away, unfortunately, and when Pat rang not long ago to say he was not long for this world, Nick and I went straight round. He was in good spirits, not surprisingly since his surreptitious slurps of Scotch were through a straw, and he recalled the day he and Reg Drury sat in El Vino’s making a vow never to retire. Reg reluctantly quit the News of the World, and he and Dennis spoke every day until his sad demise, knocked down by a car in 2003. But Dennis was still writing a column in the Hendon Times and doing his stuff for Barnet, almost until their final day survival against relegation once again. He was pleased with that, and pleased to see us last week when we called. I asked if he’d ever written his memoirs. “No, but there are plenty of stories I could write.”
He was right about that, sure enough, and those stories live on with us, as does his spirit. I’ll always think of him with a Scotch in one hand, cigarette in the other, and that wry grin as he asked. “Alright son?”
Yes, thanks to you, Dennis.
Dennis Signy OBE passed away peacefully in his sleep on the morning of June 6th at the age of 85.
Dennis was one of the finest football reporters of the past 50 years, a former Chairman of the FWA twice and a life member of the association, along with his wife Pat, who was Executive Secretary for many years.
Dennis was editor of the Hendon Times for 17 years, before a long and illustrious career in Fleet Street with Hayters, the News of the World, The Times and Sunday Express, influencing a generation of football writers along the way.
He also worked in football, as general manager for Brentford and then chief executive of QPR, as well as a stint as the Football League’s media consultant before his final posting as PR consultant and vice-president of Barnet.
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